< Destruction Kings
Review by Jeff

Directed by: Chris Seaver

Starring:
Jason McCall/Funkenstein
Henrique Couto/Agent Budnick
Ariauna Albright/Brandy Kaufman
Travis Indovina/Eddie/Wolfman
Brett Kelly/Milo
Nichole LaRoche/Crystal Chandelier/Vampire
Chris Seaver/Mr. Bonejack
TeenApe/Himself

Plot:
Teen Ape and Mr. Bonejack, known to fans of indie horror from director Chris Seavers MULVA series, take on Dracula, Funkenstein, and The Wolfman here. Luckily, their voluptuous new partner Brandy (Ariauna Albright) is there to help them out.

Acting:
The acting in this film is great, Teenape (Teenape) is great as the crude sexist guy that wants to get laid the whole movie, Chris Seaver (Bonejack) is great, him and Teenape have a good chemistry together.

Gore:
Kind of surprised not a lot here, we get some biting, a penis ripped off, stabbing, a gunshot, and a vagina spraying blood. It may sound like a gore fest but it’s not.

T & A:
None here folks, just a bunch of fat girls showing off their cleavage.

Directing:
Chris does a amazing job with the dialogue between characters, other than that we get the same old LBP camera work but I have no problem with that.

Soundtrack:
We get some groovy ska music and some beatboxin'.

Final thoughts:
It was a pretty fun movie to watch, it takes a lot of stuff from the movie Monster squad. It's not a movie to take seriously, it's just a goofy fun movie to watch with some friends. If you have seen other LBP movies and or like The Monster Squad check this one out. I give it a 7/10.